Good nigth sms

Good nigth sms;

On this cold cold nite;
On this cold cold nite,in My small small ROOm,i Look At The Brite Brite StArS iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy & DrEaM of YouR sWeet sWeet SmiLe on ur CuTe CuTe FaCe! GdNiTe.

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Wash your face;
Wash your face and wash your feet! Now itz time 2 fall asleep. Yours eyes are weak N mouth can't speak so hope tis nite shall b nice and sweet. Good Nite.

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A day is going to end again;
A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams...

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Stars light Stars bright;
Stars light Stars bright u're the only Star I see tonight. I wish I may. I wish I might be there guarding ur dreams tonite, gd nite sweet dreams......

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cover blanket tight tight;
As nite falls upon the land, it is time 2 Zz again. With the moon hangin in the starlit sky, i'm here to wish U NiteNite! Sweet dreams, cover blanket tight tight ......

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Good morning sms

Good morning sms;

The sun rises into the sky;
The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile, he wishes you a good morning, hoping that you have the perfect day. Take care & miss you. Gd morning.

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Morning greetings doesn't only mean saying Gd;
MorningMorning greetings doesn't only mean saying Good Morning, it has a silent message saying: I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day.

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I just love when morning gets here;
I just love when morning gets here, cuz i can send a Great Big Good Morning sms to my bestest friend.what a lovely way to start my day.

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5 Steps to every LOVELY MORNING this year;
5 Steps to every LOVELY MORNING this year.
Close ur eyes,
Take a deep breath,
Open ur arms wide,

Feel ur heart beat & say… Here I AM OH LORD, Embrace ME & be my STRENGTH TODAY!!!********************

Happy moments Dont forget me;
Happy moments Dont forget me;Difficult moments-Trust me;Quiet moments-Call me; Painful moments Tell me;Every moment-Bless me;....Good Morning.....

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Never blame a day in ur life।;
blame a day in ur life...Good Days Give u happiness..Bad days give u Experience...Both are essential in life...!!! All are Gods blessings!!!...Have a nice day...

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Always ask GOD to give you;
Always ask GOD to give you what you deserve,Not what you desire.Your desires may be few but you deserve a lot.... Good Morning..

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Every bad situation will have something positive;
Every bad situation will have something positive...Even a stopped Clock is correct twice a day...Think of this & lead ur life....Good Morning....

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Dear Subscriber!Good Morning!!
Subscriber!Good Morning!!!Ur due date to take bath for this month is today...Please take bath by due date to avoid khujli,dandruf..... Thanks!!!!

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I wish for SUN to warm U;
MOON I wish for SUN to warm U,MOON to charm U,A SHELTRING Angle so that nothing can Harm U...Faithful friends near U and everything U pray GOD to hear U...Good morning.

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Cool sms

cool sms;

SMILE:
SMILE:
S: Sets u free,
M: Makes u special,
I: Increases ur face value,
L: Lifts up ur spirits,
E: Erases all ur tensions,

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7 Glances= 1 Smile;
7 Glances= 1 smiles
7meetings= 1 kiss
7 kisses= 1 proposal
7 Proposals=1 marriage
and that bloody marriage has 777777 problems.

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Our friendship has become our ;
Our friendship has become our HABIT even if U take out H-ABIT remains.Take out A ,still BIT remains ,Finally take out B,still IT remains....

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It is scientifically proved;
It is scientifically proved that suger can dissolve in water,so please dont go outside when it is raining, cuz u r the sweetest in the whole world.

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Only the open heart receives ;
Only the open heart receives LOVEOnly the open mind receivesWISDOMOnly the open hand receivesGIFTSand...Only the CUTE 1's receiveMESSAGES From ME.

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Smile in pleasure & in pain;
Smile in pleasure & in pain, Smile when trouble pours like a rain, Smile when some1 hurts u, Smile bcoz some1 still wants 2 c u SMILING .

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10 advantages of not having a "LOVER"..
1.save time.
2.can sleep well.
3.Don't hav 2 bother abt missed calls..
4.Don't hav to worry abt how u look..
5.Can eat in any restaurant..
6.No boring sms in the middle of night..
7.Can talk with all gals..
8.U won't hear "aaw.. U r dull today"..
9.Can go anywhere with any one..
10.Don't hav 2 listen same old crap jokes..
BONUS:- U will live a long life.......so be aware of LOVER ..

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Meaning of WIFE & HUSBAND..
Wonderful
Item
For
Entertainment

Handsome
Useful
s>Smart
Bu
At
Nigh
Dangerous.

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GIRL before marriage looks like Brbie doll,After merriage Beautiful doll,after one year Nice doll,after two years only doll,after three years PANADOL.

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IMAGEINE IF NO GIRL IN WORLD;
RESULT:NO SMSNO FLOWERNO VALENTINE'SNO CANDLESNO PERFUMENO TRAVELLINGNO TAJ MEHALALL THE MENGO DIRECT INHEVEN blue eyes.

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School- a place where papa pays & son playslife insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all urlife so tht you can die richnurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pillsmarriage- a contract in which a boy loses hisbachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree.

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Funney sms

funney sms;

morning;
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!

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Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE-
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly.....

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Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank;
Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....

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Last night I lay in my bed;
Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof.

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The rain makes all things beautiful;
The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

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i want u 2 know dat our friendship;
i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again.

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girls are like phones;
.girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected.

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Husband seting near to his wife;
Husband sitting near to his wife n she was driving,Husband:please slow down the speed of car.Wife:No ;please. No; please NopleaseNopls..Husband:the Newspaper ill publish ur correct Age 55 in case of axident; Ohh KHkhkhkhkhkh...

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Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master .

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Rocket & plane;
says: ” yaar Rocket timi yati chhito kasari udan sakchhau ?
Rocket: “yo ta usalailai nai thaha hunchha jasko chakhma aago lageko hos….

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Boy and girl;
Boy: wah kya sandle chha timro .
Girl: kholu kya.Boy: tyo bhanda ramro timro t-shirt chha .

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Chhora – Buba keta harule kina bihe garchhan ?
Buba – Kinaki mare pachhi narka pani swaga jasto lagosh bhaner.*

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Nepali sms

Nepali sms;

एकदिन राजा र रानीले मोवाइलको सट्टामा परेवाको माध्यमद्धारा एकअर्कालाई मेसेज पठाउने निर्णय गरे। अर्कोदिन राजाकोमा परेवा त पुग्यो तर मेसेज केहि थिएन। राजालाई एकदम रिस उठ्यो अनि रानीलाई झपार्दै खै मेसेज भने। रानीले भनिन् मुर्ख त्यो त मिस कल मात्र हो।

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एउटा पागल: म यो दुनियालाई मेटाई दिन्छु, मेटाई दिन्छु, मेटाई दिन्छु।।अर्को पागल: "म तँलाई मेट्ने ईरेजर नै दिन्न।"

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रामो साथी computer होजुन जीवनमा enters हुन्छमुटुमा save हुन्छसबै दु:खहरु formats गर्छर मनबाट कहिले पनि delete हुदैन्A

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नयाँ खानाका परिकारहरु टेस्टगर्दै हिड्नेहरुका लागी एउटा नौलो प्रकारको रेष्टुरेन्ट खुलेको छ । सधैं एक प्रकारको लन्च डिनर के मज्जा हुन्छ । त्यही जाबो खसिको सेकुवा, त्यही जाबो चिकन बिर्यानी, त्यही जाबो मटन पिज्जा, त्यही जाबो बफ म म पोर्क पिज्जा, ढिंडो र गुन्द्रुक, देखी पिज्जा र रोष्ट ।

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एक पटक हाम्रो यमराज रेष्टुरेन्टको मिनु हेर्नोस्स् कहिल्लै फर्किएर आउनु हुन्न ।उल्लुको छोएलाः५० रुपैया प्रति प्लेटभेज पकौडा ९गोरुको तेलमा फ्राई गरिएको० प्लेटको १०० रुपैयांस्यालको फोक्सो फ्राई, तितेकरेलाको झोलसाग ।।।।।सेटको असी। गाड्यौलाको अचारः भ्यागुताको चेपागाँडाँ भुटेकोः थालको २५ रुपैयागधाको पुच्छर फ्राईका साथमा बड्क्यौालाद्धारा निर्मित स्पेशल वाइनः घ्याम्पाको १५ तिन प्लेट झिंगा भुटनको साथमा चिराइतोको रस एक एक बोतल सित्थैमा १
एकपटक आफु खानोस् र अरुलाई पनि खुवाउनोस् ।परेको हामी ब्यहोर्छौ, पैसा तपाईं तिर्नोस् ।-यमलोक रेस्टुरेन्ट एण्ड बार चिहानघारीसगै ।

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दूइजना कुखुराचोरहरु बाटोमा भेट बिचबाटोमा । पहिलोः तेरो झोलमा कति वटा कुखुरा छन् रुदोश्रोः छन् अलि अलि । पहिलोः भन् न भन् । दोश्रोः ल.........तैं गेस् गर । यदी मिलाईस् भने दूइवटै लैजा ।पहिलोः त्यसो भए.............पाचबटा हुन पर्छ.

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Prem Ma Nindra Haruchha re. Kasaile ma sanga pani Lov garos…….Kina kiKHUB NINDRA LAGCHHA Yaar. !!

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Timi mero Aagan ma aayu, Little Muskaau, Little Lajau, Little Daraau…. AniJorle Chichyau….A KHALI SISI, PURANA KAGAJ !!

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Rajesh Ko Big, Niruta Ko Small, RAKCHHK ma Agadi Bata, SHAHAR maPachhadi Bata, RAHAR ma aghi Pachhi Dubai TiraBata…K ho yesto ?Tyo ho, English ko Letter “R”

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Q:A Lovi BAHUN Jhapa STD call Garnu Parda, K garla ?A: Jhapa Pugera Local cal Garchha.

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A Magar Wants To Divorce .Juz: 3 Santan Kasari Barabari Bhag Lauchhau ?Limbu: Next year Divorce garchhu.

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Mangalsutra K Ho ?Kamasutra use Garne License.

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I lov u.I lov u.Kina Bhane,Chidiakhana ma lekheko Chha-‘ Janawar lai maya Garau.’

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1Boy: If I Kiss u, Wht do u Think?Gal: T Think, Euta Bebkuf, Jo Pura Sworgalok Ghumna Sakthiyo,Beech Batai Farkiyo .

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Sansarma jaba Janmiau, Gara yesto Kaam,Sansarma jaba Janmiau, Gara yesto Kaam,Jun Jun Galli ma Janchhau,Bachha haru BABA bhanun Lidai Timro Naahi।

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Jham jham pani parda yeutai chhata oode k bho!Timro man ko rajmarga mai tarfa mode k bho!********************

Timailai ma ke bhanau? Phool bhanau bhane tyasma kanda chhaChandrama bhanau bhane tyasma DAAG chaaBAANDAR bhanau bhane tyasms DIMAAG chha

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Yaad aayo bhane aakha banda nagarnuBhet bhayena bhane pani dukha namannuHami sadhai sangai hunu parchha bhanne chhainatara mitratako dhoka bhane kahile banda nagarnu.

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Missing you sms

Miss u sms;

There's no Special reason;There's no Special reason for this msg, I juz wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U.

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I m sending u 3 little hearts to remind u 3 things, I m HERE, I CARE and i MISS U.

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Do u know, what i say, what i think, what i feel, what i think, what i wish, U want to know? I MISS U SO MUCH.

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Wat makes some people dearer is not just de happiness dat u feel when u meet them but de pain u feel when u miss them.. MISS U........

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I hide my tears when I say your name, but the pain in my heart is still the same. Although I Smile & Seem Carefree, There is no one Who misses you more than ME!

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A BC DE FG HI JK L M NO PQ RS TV WX Y Zhave I missed something?yes..i missed "U"

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If u wanna know how much I miss u, try to catch rain drops, the ones u catch is how much u miss me,and the ones u miss is how much I miss************


Last night i wanted to send u a msg, but all i could write was: "noh ss!w !". it didn't make much sense until i read it upside down...

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Whenever I miss You, Stars falls down from the Sky.So any day if you find the sky empty, don't blame me!It's all your fault; You made me Miss You So Much!

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Close your Eyes,Relax your Body,And stop your Breathing as long as you can...NOW BREATH......I Miss you as much as YOU MISSED THE AIR.

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In The Flower My Rose Is You,In The Diamond My Kohinoor Is You,In The Sky My Moon Is You,I'm Only Body My Heart Is You,That's Why I Always MISS YOU!

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U must b tired coz u hv been running through my mind, u gotta b a thief coz u hv stolen my heart n I must hv been a bad shooter coz I keep मिस्सिं उ।**********

Do u know, what I say, what I think, what I feel, what I think, what I wish, U want to know? I MISS U SO MUCH.

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Kitna bhi chaho na bhol pao ge Hamain,Jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge Hamain, Mita sakte ho to mita do yadain meri,Magar kya sapno se juda kar pao ge Hamain.

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There's no Special reason for this msg, I juz wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U.

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Good Time,Bad Time,Day Time,Night Time,Work Time,Off Time,Happy Time,Sad Time,Sleep Time,In the Mean Time...I MISS YOU all the Time.

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I MISS YOU in every beats of heart,In every blink of my eyes,In every second of Time and...In every moment of the Day !n ss!w ! ,n ss!w ! n ss!w ! ,n ss!w !n ss!w ! ,n ss!w !n ss!w ! ,n ss!w !n ss!w ! ,n ss!w !GOT CONFUSED!OH!B SMART FRIEND:ZARA MOBILE KO ULTA KAR K DEKHO.

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A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T " " V W X Y Z.Did i miss something.No,i put 'U' safely in my heart.

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earth may stop rotating, birds may stop flying ,candles may stop melting,fish may stop swiming,heat may stop beating but i never stop missing u....

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If u think i miss u all the time u r wrong i miss u only when i think about u but Damm it i think u all the time i miss u sweetheart.

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When you feel lonely press 945, when you feel sad press 10, when u need to talk, press 82,,,when u press all these together, here i m for u always. Miss u alot.

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Just Wondering..!Wud U Smile At Me If I Smile At U..?Wud U Say Hello If I Greet U..?Wud U Talk 2 Me If I Talk 2 U..?Wud U Add "Too" If I Tell U "I Miss U"..?Dilbara Really I Miss U From The Core !

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To forget is heard to do, and to forget me is upto u, forget me forget me never,forget the text but not the sender.Miss you a lot.

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I heared some whisper ur name,but when i turned around 2 see u who it was , i notice i was alone, i realized it was my heart telling me that I MISS U.

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Under the sea, there lays a rock. In the rock, there is an envelope. In the envelope, there is a paper. On the paper, there are 3 words... 'I Miss You'.

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There are 24 hours in a DayNight, 10 hours for work, 8 hours for sleeping, 3 hours for eating, 2 hours for exercise and 1 hour for other activities, But all the 24 hours I do MISS U badly...

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when i close my eyes before sleeping i watch u in the dark, When im sleeping i watch u in my dreams, When i open my eyes i found u before my eyes..And then I start Missing u for all the Day...

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i miss u very much,but i know u miss me not.MISS ME OTHERWISE U WILL MISS ME FOREVER.

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Kaash dil ki awaz ka itna asar ho jaaye Hum unhe yaad karen Aur unhe khabar ho jaaye !!!!Miss U So Much...

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Can u keep a secret?Between me & uYou promise?I really need to tell u this...Well...I MISS U.

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In My Lyf..I learned how 2 smile.How 2 Laugh.How 2 HardWork.How 2 Love.How 2 cry..but i neva learned how 2 stop MISSING YOU...em MISSIN YA SO MUCH JANU.

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143 is numerically saying "I MISS YOU" What if I ask u 23423 same as "DO YOU MISS ME TOO? Would u answer me 312 same as "YES I DO"

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u r in my talks.u r in my eyes.u r in my feelings.u r in my thoughts.u r in my breath.u r in my work.u r in my mind.u r in my dreams.u r in my prayer.u r in my life.because u r in my heart.I miss u.

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Me and U are like Hare and Tortoise.I remember u and miss u so fast like Hare, But da only one thing make me very slow then u at last; That is when u give me a SMILE.

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my eyes miss u my lips kiss u my heart loves umy hands need u my mind calls u my heart is 4 u and my love is 4 u i will die without u,so u have to be kind on me.

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Push down if you miss me... that is sweet of you ...... Very sweet indeed .... You can stop now ..... You really miss me, .... me too.

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umne Suna nahi?Wakei nahi suna?CNN pe?BBC pe?PTV pe?GEO pe?FM-101,103,89, pe b nahi?to mujsey sun lo phir"I MISS U SO MUCH"

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Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday 'I Miss You' Everyday.

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3-2 = 1 Heart Praying 4 U,1+1 = 2 Eyes Looking 4 U,3+2 = 5 Senses Missing U,4+3 = 7 Days in Week,I MISS U Sweety M 4M Hafeez.

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THIS LOVE IS LOVE THE LOVE BEST LOVE WAY LOVE 2 LOVE SAY LOVE 2 LOVE U LOVE THAT LOVE I LOVE MISS LOVE U LOVE read it again without word "LOVE.

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Scratch & win H____ HE___ HEA__ HEAR_ HEART. Congratulations U have won My Heart . Miss U Dost.

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mana hum itne SWEET nahi, k diabetes ho jaye. nahi itne SALTY k BP badh jaye, nahi itne TASTY k habit ban jaye, aur hum itne KADWE bhi nahi k yaad hi naa aaye....MISS ME ALWAYZ:-)

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Whnever i miss u.. I wont luk 4 u in my dreams.. or try to hear ur voice in ur msgs.. I jst put my right hand across my chest and ill feel u..........MISS U.

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I miss u wen ur far away.I think about u every nite & day.Even if we cant b 2gether.I will miss u now & forever!.

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YOU ARE MY HEART,MY ALL PARTS OF MY BODY.SO EVERY DAY I MISS YOU,I FEEL YOU,EVERY TIME IN MY HEART.

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You are so away, yet so close, Our hearts are apart, yet they are one.Our memories are whole, they keep us together, our love is strong, it gives us strength. Imiss you and i love you with all my heart.

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Now this year, we have never been this close before.The time we shared these past few weeks has been the best time of my life.We shared some laughs we shared some tears, these joys we shared, will last throughout our years.I Miss you so much my John

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There is a pain in my heartwhich was never thereNow that you are goneI find the pain filling your absence.

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I hide my tears when i say u r name, but the pain in my heart is still the same. Although I smile
and seem carefree, There is no one who misses u more than ME.

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I know U R So-So-So -B-U-S-Y But...Take... 3 Seconds to think of me 1... ...2... ...3.................. So Sweet. now continue ur work..(MISS U).

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The Word 'Hello' means H=How R U? E=Everything all right? L=Like 2 hear 4rm U. L=Love 2 C U soon. O=Obviously, I miss you!

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There are 6 Billlion peoples in da world but i don know why i keep on missing *U* may be becoz 5,999999999 Cant Replace a Single *U

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i miss u itnau miss me jitnai miss u tabseu miss me jabsei miss u tab taku miss me jab taku miss me na janay kab takbut i miss u murtey dam tak.

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Last nite I wanted to rite u a letter but all I cud rite was... "noh ss!w !"It didnt made sense until u read it upside down.

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I have rusgulla,burfee,chamm chamm,gallibee, gullab gamman. but their taste is like chilly,u want to know why? Becuase u r not with me. I m missing u so much my sweet !!!!****************

when i'm not messaging or calling u,u don't think i am not Missing "u".But i am giving u time to miss "Me".just4Haseeb.

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1 + 1= 2 eyes look at you12 + 12= 24 HOURS THINKING of u...3 + 4= 7 days in a week missing u..1 + 11 = 12 months i always needa sweet like you..

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Whenever I miss you, stars falls down from the sky।So any day if you find the sky empty, don't blame me!It's all your fault; You made me Miss You So Much।**********

Gates of memories will never close;How much I miss U no 1 knows;Days will pass away into years;And we'll think about those memories in Silent tears.....

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In The Flower My Rose Is You,In The Diamond My Kohinoor Is You,In The Sky My Moon Is You,I'm Only Body My Heart Is You,That's Why I Always MISS YOU frm siviwe.

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Watch out!Defend urself!321. . .TOO LATEI warned U! U've just been strongly attacked by 1,000,000 of tightest hugs.miss u dearie.

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it feels nice to miss you..So i m missing you...it feelts nice to think about you..So i m thinking about you...it feels nice to disturb you...So i m disturbing you...it feels nice to love u..so I LOVE U DEAR ...

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Miss Me When U Smell Any Rose,Miss Me When U Taste Any Sweet,Miss Me When U Look At the Moon,But Plz Dont Miss Me When U Raise Ur Hand 4 Prayer,,,,window.google_render_ad();

I MISS YOU in every beats of heart,In every blink of my eyes,In every second of Time and...In every moment of the Day !


Wat makes some people dearer is not just de happiness dat u feel when u meet them but de pain u feel when u miss them.. MISS U........


hide my tears when I say your name, but the pain in my heart is still the same. Although I Smile & Seem Carefree, There is no one Who misses you more than ME!


Last night i wanted to send u a msg;
Last night i wanted to send u a msg, but all i could write was: "noh ss!w !". it didn't make much sense until i read it upside down...

Whenever I miss You;
Whenever I miss You, Stars falls down from the Sky.So any day if you find the sky empty, don't blame me!It's all your fault; You made me Miss You So Much.

Close your Eyes,

क्लोसे यौर एएस Relax your Body,And stop यौर Breathing as long as you can...NOW BREATH......I Miss you as much as YOU MISSED THE AIR। क्लोसे

In The Flower My Rose Is You;
In The Flower My Rose Is You,In The Diamond My Kohinoor Is You,In The Sky My Moon Is You,I'm Only Body My Heart Is You.


There's no Special reason;
There's no Special reason for this msg, I juz wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U.

Whenever I miss you, stars falls down from the sky.So any day if you find the sky empty, don't blame me!It's all your fault; You made me Miss You So Much.


Miss Me When U Smell Any Rose,Miss Me When U Taste Any Sweet,Miss Me When U Look At The Moon,But Plz Dont Miss Me When U Raise Ur Hand 4 Prayer,,,,


calling....calling....calling....1 missed callreminding you that some one is miss u vetty much.



9 lessons in life:
learn to care
learn to smilelearn to cry
learn to givelearn to forgiv
learn to sharelearn to trust
learn to loven
learn to sayu miss me ---



Good Time
Bad Time
Day Time
Work Time
Off Time
Night Time
Happy Time
Sad Time
Sleep Time
In the Mean Time
I Miss U All The टाइम........

friendship sms

friendship message;

Friendship is not a Game to Play;
Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn't start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday.

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KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..

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A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

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the test oF friendship dosen't comes when u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe...

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FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!

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FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!

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Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!

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this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!

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Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

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I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised tat loving a friend is even better, we lose ppl we love but we never lose true friends.

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You're eyes are soft en tender,as sweet as they can be.There's one thing you must remember, you are the one for me!!!

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Do your feet never hurt ???? ... You are wondering around my thoughts all day long....

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When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why,just make a wish. Trust me it will come true,'cause I did it and I found you.

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Painting is a feelin, Never spoil it.Face is a book, try 2 read it.Love is precious, B ready 2 sacrifice for it & Friendship is like a mirror never break it!

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A deep friend is like rainbow, when the perfect amount of happiness and tears r mixed, the result is a colorful bridge between 2 hearts.

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Friendship is a language spoken by heart... not written on paper, not given by pledge... it is a promise renewed everytime we keep in touch...Take Care..

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Friendship is a silent gift of nature॥ More old .. more strong.. More deep.. more clear.. More close.. more warm.. Less words.. more understanding..

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Few Relations in Earth Never Die.Want 2 know What it is? Read again.. (F)few (R)relations (I)in (E)earth (N)never (D)die

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There is "And" bitween Sky and Earth, But there isnothing bitween Me and You,but this "And" bitween Meand You is 'Anybody Not Disturb.

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A special friend is rare indeed, it beems to be special breed, yes, perfect friends r very few, so lucky I m for having yoU.

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If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my "FRIEND" u r the "BEST"!!!!!!!!

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A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is u.

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Science has proved that sugar melts in water,so plz don`t walk in the rain,otherwise I may lose a sweet friend like u!!!

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One tree can start a forest, One Smile can start Friendship , One touch can show luv n care, & One friend like u can make life worth-living!*************

Tiny starz shining bright its time 4 me 2 say goodnite, so close ur eyes & snuggle up tight I'm wishin u sweet dreams 2nite!

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Sumtime i 4get 2say HI, sumtime i miss 2reply,sumtimes my msg doesn't reach u, but it doesnt mean i 4get u,bcoz. ur 1 of a kind and always in mind...

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If u drop me, i 'll break, If u hold me, i 'll shake, If u need me, i'll hurry, If u don't call me, i 'll worry, If u hurt me, i'll cry, but friend , If u leave me, i 'll die...

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Heart could only Love 4 a while, U can put many relation in a file, U can make a desert from the nile, But u cant stop my smile, when i see ur name on my mobile.!

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Help ever... hurt never... love ever.. hate naver... give ever... except never... smile ever... cry never... think me ever..forget me never...!***********

When God open the windows of Heaven he saw me & asked "what is ur wish 2 day?" i said "Lord Take Care of the Dear One who is reading this SMS"!

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24 sweet hours makes 1 sweet day! 7 Sweet day! makes 1 Sweet week! 4 Sweet weaks make 1 Sweet person like u meakes the life sweet!

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Feelings R many but Words R few.. Clouds R dark, But Sky is blue.. Love is a paper, life is a glue Everything is false.. but Friendship s True...!!************

Morning is God's way of saying '1 more time .. Go, live life make a difference touch ones heart, encourage 1's mind inspire 1's soul & enjoy d day...' 1 more time.!

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sweet but not honey, precious but not money, bright but not sunshine, Improves with time but not wine, dont know?? ,it's me..!

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Longest love is mother's love,Shotest love is other love, Sweetest love is Lover's love, but Strongest love is friend love।, like u and me!

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MY friendship is just like a rubber band, It is too flexible, Stretch it as much as u can, but if u leave it,it 'll hurt u a lot, really a lot!

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A lovely star dropped on earth one night.Asked me u want a million dollar or a good frnd?I had 2 choose million dollars coz, I already have u...

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Our "Frenship" is a crossed cheque of Rs HAPPY/- which v both have... when u feel upset and alone,withdraw it from my a/c. When u r too happy, deposit it in my a/c

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Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you...

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FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!

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FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN...

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We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!

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Life's lyk a novel. Mani chapters read and forgotten. But's there's one i wont 4get.. Its de chapters i met u and we became friends.. Take care..

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Dear O Dear, You are not Near, But I can Hear, Dont Get Fear, Your memories Here, Live with Cheer, No more Tear!....... MY DEAR FRIEND.

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A friend is someone we turn to when our spirits need a lift. A friend is someone we treasure for our friendship is a gift. A friend is someone who fills our lives with beauty, joy, and grace. And makes the whole world we live in a better and happier place.

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A Friend is : 1% Funny , 2% Sweet , 3% Caring , 4% Loving , and ................... 90% Smart & GooD lOOkinG . That's y U r My FRIEND .... !!!! Have a nice day n Keep smiling!!

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Keep the lamp of friendship burning with oil of love bcoz sun rises in east and sets in west but friendship rises in heart and sets after death. do remember ur friends.

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If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!*************

Arre..listen.. 2 people were askin me ur details 2 day. I gave them ur address n no. They will b visiting u soon. Their names r JOY & HAPPINES.!!!

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Conducting a blood test on u... testing... testing in progress... result: SORRY HIV+(HONEY IN VEINS) ur full of honey no wonder ur so sweet!

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Life without ur SMS is Tea W/o sugar, Coffee W/o milk, Bread W/o butter,Salad W/o onion, Candy W/o cream, Chicken W/o spice, Icecream W/o ice, ME W/o U!

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I have a special meal for you: A glass of CARE, A plate of LOVE, A spoon of PEACE, A fork of TRUST, and A bowl of HAPPINESS॥ so hog nicely!

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FIELD of LOVE!..R: ROOT ofJOy!.. I: ISLAND of GOD!.. E: END of SCRROW!.. N: NAME of HOPE!.. D: DOOR of UNDERSTANDING! tats YOU my FRIEND..

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There's st@ry behind every friendship. Each friend we make is start @f each st@ry, our st@ry had a w@nderful begining.. H@pe this st@ry,never has an ending!

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Know what makes me happy wen u msg me? Not ur jokes, Graphics or sweet msgs but ur NAME that "APPEARS" on the call when it beeps knowing that u remember me.!

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Freindship happens inside the heart, Slient॥ Unwritten॥ Unnbreakable by distance॥Unchangeable by time॥ Once a Friend, always a Freind।!**************

Earth wants water, Flower wants dew, I want nothing but a BIG SMILE from u!

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Friends are like shoes, some loose some tight, some fit just right, they help u as u walk through life. thanks for being my size!

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For me U r as... Chees 4 pizza.. passport 4 visa... butter 4 bread.. ice 4 freezer.. cream 4 cake... water 4 lake.. leaf 4 tree.. a FRIEND like u is 4 ever 4 me..!!

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Notice ur phone got heavier with this message ? it contains load of love। affection and prayers to keep u happy n safe। Have a nive sleep Good nite!*************

A friend gives hope when life is low, A friend is a place you've no where to go,A friend is honest,friend is true, A friend is percious, A friend is you।!!!************

Wonderful people r carefully created by God,wonderful moments are carefylly planned by God,wonderful friends like you are carefully gifted by god.

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Some friends r worth 2b thrown,Some r good 2 keep,Some r 2b Treasured 4 ever,and i Think u r one 2 b Thrown...in the Treasure Box 2 b kept 4 ever.

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A simple friend has never seen you cry.A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.A simple friend thinks the friendship isover when you have an argument.A real friend knows that it's not a friendshipuntil after you've had a fight.A simple friend hates it when you callafter he has gone to bed.A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.A real friend expects to always be there for you! Pass this on to anyone you care about....if you get it back you have found real friends!

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It takes half our life to find true friends & half of it keeping them. I am lucky to have spent less than half my life finding you & wish to spend the rest keeping you.

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A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.

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Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories.... of many good things.

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Friendship is a wonderful word, it might be the most beautiful one on earth। Friendship is something powerful, a gift of great value!***************

No gold or precious stones ... give us happiness and peace, friendship and its warmth ... will bring it to us.

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I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!

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Friend is someone who tells you things while you are alive, things that others tell after you die.

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You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together.

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I can't b d best person in this world, but I can be me. I may not b d sweetest, but I can b as sweet as I can b. I may not b d one for u, but I'll always b there for u.

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How long shall we be friends? Do you want a clue? As long as stars twinkle in the sky, as long as angels are there up high, till the water runs dry and till the day I die. We will be friends.

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Beauty is start of life, beauty is art of life, risk is part of life, and good friend is heart of life.

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kiss sms

kiss sms;

wasted;
Kisses blown are kisses wasted. kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted. kisses spread germs and germs are hated. but you can kiss me baby i am vaccinated.

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what kisses mean!KISS ON HAND=i adore u;
what kisses mean!KISS ON HAND=i adore u, KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends, KISS ON NECK=i want u, KISS ON LIPS=i love u, KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=...lets not get carried away!

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Kissing you baby is my dream;
Kissing you baby is my dream.I am strawberry & you are the cream. Handle me gently keep me real keen.U & i together babes is passion so extreme!

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A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum;
A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.a kiss is not a kiss unless its with tongues.so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise.

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Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People;
Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting PeopleKiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange MoreBut Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga .

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If luvin' was aginst the law;
If luvin' was aginst the law,and kissin' was a crime,i would gladly spend my life with u,in prison doin' time.

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Whats kissing;
Whats live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.

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I've been thinking about u and me;
I've been thinking about u and me..if we were alone how it would be..I would kiss u all over till ur feeling hot..then give u a sensation when I hit the spot!

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The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky;
The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky, the rose may kiss the butterfly, the morning due may kiss the grass but you my friend may kiss my lips!!.

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Teacher, student and kiss;
Teacher:kG class ke bachhe se,1 se 10 tak gino, me aapko KISS karungi…BACCHA: 1 SE 100 tak ginu to kya package hai..

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A kiss is something;
A kiss is somethingyou cannot give without takingand cannot take without giving.

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Kiss in Physics & Computer;
Kiss Definition in Physics:-“Kiss is the process of charging up human bodies”
Kiss Definition in Computer:-“Like bodies are connected without any DATA CABLE”

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Defining kiss in Geometry & Economics;
What is the kiss in view…….Geometry:- “Kiss is the shortest distance between 2 Lips”Economics:- “Kiss is that thing 4 which DEMANDis always higher than SUPPLY”

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Lips pe infection;
Lady: Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai.Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho?Lady: Saal main 1 baar!Doctor: Infection nahi “ZANG” lag gaya hai.
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Never KISS a lady police;
Never KISS a lady police,She will say, hands up.
Never KISS a lady doctor,She will say, Next please .

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A kiss…;
A KISS …
Can Be A Comma (,)A Question Mark (?)OrAn Exclamation Point (!) …
That’s Basic SpellingThat Every WomanOught To Know.

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If kisses were water, I will give u sea.If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy,If friendship is life I will give u mine.

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Whats live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.

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Love is heat।You are sweet।When two Lips are meet।Love is complete. **************

Love is blind;
Love is blind Be very kindWhen I kiss youPlease don’t mind.

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Kiss me and you will see stars;

Kiss me and you will see stars …।Love me and I will give them to you. **************

Whats life ? Life is love;
Whats life ?Life is love.
Whats love ?Love is kissing.
Whats kissing ?Come here and I show you.

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if kisses were rain id send u showers;

if kisses were rain id send u showers,if fun was time id send u hrs,if u needed a friend id send u me!*Happy Birthday To You Sweetheart* **************

A blessed KISS is on HEAD;
People sayA blessed KISS is on HEAD
A sweet KISS is on CHEEKS
A passionate KISS is on LIPS
A romantic KISS is on NECK
But seriously
HOTTEST KISS is on
Iron
Try it:p

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A kis is not a kiss unless;
A peach is a peach.A plum is a plum.A kiss is not a kissunless its with tongues…

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Kiss is fly from lips;
Kiss is fly from lips,Lips is wet also kiss,Dont miss a kissit is a valve of this,

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Smile is the 2nd best thing;
Smile is the 2nd best thingyou can do with your Lips.What is first thing? ..??

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Why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy?;
Question : Why do girls closetheir eyes while kissing a guy?Guess…Guess...Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkonko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti. **************

1 boy went 2 meet his girlfriend;
One boy went to meet his girlfriendwhen he came back at homemom askedkahaan gaey they ?boy:us se milneymom: kis liye?boy: haan bohat kiss liye:D

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Kis is like LAYS, no one can eat just one;
Kiss is not like nokia just connecting people,not like nike just do it,not like pepsi yeh dil mange more,but kiss is like LAYS no one can eat just one.

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I Want A KISS, please KISS me;
I Want A KISSPlz KISS MeJaldi Koi B Nai HaiForan KaroJaldi Karo NaKISSU Know KISSMeansK-KoiI-IntrestingS-SMSS-Send KaroSoKISS Me!!

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Kiss kiss ne kiss kissko kiss kiss mehfil mein KISS kiya;
Kiss kiss ne kiss kissko kiss kiss mehfil mein KISS kiyaEk aap hein ki jo har KISS ko miss kiyaEk .

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Kiss is the key of love.;
Kiss is the key of love।Love is the key of marriage।Marriage is the box of children.Children are problem of pakistan.So stop the kissing and save the pakistan.**************



Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People;
Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting PeopleKiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange MoreBut Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga

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What kisses mean?
what kisses mean!KISS ON HAND=i adore u,KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends,KISS ON NECK=i want u,KISS ON LIPS=i love u,KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=…lets not get carried away!

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What is Kiss;
What is Kiss? Kiss is an upper preparation for lower invasion, that will lead to further penetation,in fast acceleration that will build the next generation.

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If a kiss was a raindrop i'd send u showers. If a hug was a second i'd send u hours. If a smile was water i'd send u a sea. If love was a person i'd send u me.....

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Kisses blown are kisses wasted. kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted. kisses spread germs and germs are hated. but you can kiss me baby i am vaccinated.

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what kisses mean!KISS ON HAND=i adore u, KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends, KISS ON NECK=i want u, KISS ON LIPS=i love u, KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=...lets not get carried away!

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Kissing you baby is my dream. I am strawberry & you are the cream. Handle me gently keep me real keen.U & i together babes is passion so extreme!

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A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.a kiss is not a kiss unless its with tongues.so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise.

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Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting PeopleKiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange MoreBut Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga.

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If luvin' was aginst the law,and kissin' was a crime,i would gladly spend my life with u,in prison doin' time.

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Whats live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.

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I've been thinking about u and me..if we were alone how it would be..I would kiss u all over till ur feeling hot..then give u a sensation when I hit the spot!

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The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky, the rose may kiss the butterfly, the morning due may kiss the grass but you my friend may kiss my lips!!***************

What is Kiss? Kiss is an upper preparation for lower invasion, that will lead to further penetation,in fast acceleration that will build the next generation.If kisses were water, I will give u sea.If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy,If friendship is life I will give u mine.

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Whats live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.
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Love is heat.You are sweet.When two Lips are meet.Love is complete

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Dear customer! your kiss balance is getting low!! Please get somebody and recharge ur balance now! u have 2 free kiss, and 3minutes hug will be expired on 1st jenuary 2007.
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If you are ever in doubt as to whether or not to kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt.

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The moment eternal - just that and no more -When ecstasy's utmost we clutch at the core While cheeks burn, arms open, eyes shut, and lips meet!********

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.

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loving you can only be compared to the sand of an ocean,mising you with the warmth of your skin,baby to me you mean the world,ican't stand without ur thing,talk without ur lips!!!!So come and kiss me

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kis kis ko kiss karoon kis kis ko miss karoon tum ko miss karoon to kis kis ko kiss karoon
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if i could bring back memories i would bring the first day i kissed you i look you in the eyes and felt love.thanks god an angel came into my life!*****

read out this sms very carefully watch as u read it wide coz i've filled it with staffed loads of kisses & hundreds loads of huggles inside..

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proposing u was my desire having u is my jekpot loving u is my attitude pleasing u is my duty missing u is my habit kising u is my wish 2gether 4eva my filfilment.

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Life is nothing without LOVE, LUV is emotion & Kiss is practical, don't get emotional yar just b practical so STOP luving and START Kissing.

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My love for you grows more with each passing day,The thought of your gorgeous face takes my breath away:Those brown eyes fill my soul with happiness,Those luscious lips I love to kiss.

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U r sweeter than honey. purer than milk. softer than flower. since i have u as my lover, come to me near, i'll kiss ur lips without fear. u'll say, having u is treasure & be wit me for ever.

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A hug for you means I need you। A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I'm missing you.

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TaLk 2 me wHen i'm boReD, kiSS me wHen i'm saD, hug me wHen i cRy, caRe 4 me wHen i diE, loVe me When i'm sTill Alive...

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Whats live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you!

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u could kiss me, hold me, & vow ur love so true, but no matter what u do,I'll never get enough of u.

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love is heatwhich is very sweetlove is incompletetill 2 lips meet.

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NOrth to north, south to south my best direction is mouth to mouth..

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The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky, the rose may kiss the butterfly, the morning due may kiss the grass but you my friend may kiss my lips

love sms

love sms;

Life ends when you stop dreamingLife ends when you stop dreaming.

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hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love...Makes Life Beautiful.

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Time will always flyTime will always fly, but our love will never die. Keep in touch and remeber me.

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When You give your heartWhen time comes for u to give ur heart to someone,

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make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts।

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Write on Bricks,
I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and i wish that one falls on ur head,so that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone special like u.

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If 10 people care 4 uIf 10 people care 4 u,one of them is me, if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again, if no.

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I m feeling so happyI m feeling so happy,
do u know why? cuz i m so lucky, do u know how? cuz God loves me.Do u know how? cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what? its YOU my love.

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First time i saw u;
1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u.but now dat i luv u im scared 2 lose u!

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If i were a tear in ur eye;
If i were a tear in ur eye i wood roll down onto ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i wood never cry as i wood be afraid 2 lose u!

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I love all the stars in the sky;
I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!

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I am in hospital nowI am in hospital now;
After 5 minutes, I will be transferred to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.

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if you fall in love there is no hope;
If you fall in river there is a boat .. if you fall in well there is rope .. but if you fall in love there is no hope.

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If U delete this message;
If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. .. If u save it thats bcoz u desire me .. & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me. So what u gonna do with It?

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Love is sweet poison;
Love is sweet poison so Do not consume without your beloved's advise .. and keep out of reach of children .. and keep it in cool and dark place.

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You are like the sunshine;
You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet... you are like you... and that's the reason why I love you.

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You must be a good runner;
You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always...

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you are the only one for me?

What I feel for you,is really true। You got to know,I need you soWhen you are gone,I can't go on. Can't you see, that you are the only one for me?*****************

Love is like a golden chain;
Love is like a golden chain that links our hearts together and if you ever break that chain youll break my heart 4ever!

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today a few drops of blood;
today a few drops of blood fell down of my heart and when i asked why the response was "There was someone very cruel in yours heat that forced us to come out.

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L is for lus;
L is for lust
O is for over
v is for very loveable
e is for ever.

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Love is just like life;
Love is just like life, its not always easy and does not always bring happiness. but when we do not stop living why should we stop loving.

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Life ends when you stop dreaming,hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love...Makes Life Beautiful.

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Time will always fly,but our love will never die. Keep in touch and remeber me.

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time comes for u to give ur heart to someone,make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts.

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I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and i wish that one falls on ur head,so that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone special like u.

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If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me, if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again, if no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world.

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i m feeling so happy, do u know why? cuz i m so lucky, do u know how? cuz God loves me.Do u know how? cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what? its YOU my love.

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First time i saw i was scared 2 touch u.1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u.but now dat i luv u im scared 2 lose u!

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If i were a tear in ur i wood roll down onto ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i wood never cry as i wood be afraid 2 lose u!

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I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes.

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I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transferred to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.

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If you fall in river there is a boat .. if you fall in well there is rope .. but if you fall in love there is no hope.

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If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. .. If u save it thats bcoz u desire me .. & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me. So what u gonna do with It?

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Love is sweet poison: .. Do not consume without your beloved's advise .. and keep out of reach of children .. and keep it in cool and dark place.

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If you love someone, put their name in a circle, instead of a heart, because hearts can break, but circles go on forever.

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L O V E ..
L = Lake of Sorrows ..
O = Ocean of Tears ..
V = Valley of Death ..
E = End of life....

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Love is like war ... Easy to start ... Difficult to end ... Impossible to forget...

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Take 10 roses and stand in front of a mirror, u will find them 11 with u as the most beautiful 1.

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my hart s made 2 luv u, my lips are made 2 kis u, my eyes r made 2 c u, my hands r made 2 hold u ..... evry part of me wants u, maybe bcoz i was made just 4 u!!

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Chandani raaton me sara jaha sota hai, lekin kisi ki Mohabbat me koi badnasib rota hai, Khuda kisi ko Mohabbat me fida na kare, agar kare to qayamat tak juda na kare..

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love is not how long u've been 2gether; not how much u've given or receive; not how many times u've helped each other --- its how u value each other...

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True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen.

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Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME!

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Loving is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction.

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If I had the letter "HRT", I can add "EA" to get heart or a "U" and get "HURT". But Id rather choose "U" and get "HURT" than to have a "HEART" without "U".If love were to be taxed, I would be the highest tax payer.

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Loving u is not just having a cup of coffee. It still takes me time to add in sugar and milk to make it sweeter and pure...

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t's hard to find someone whom you truly love, much less to find someone who loves you as much. When the chance comes, don't ever let go.

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It takes a minute to have a crush, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

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Love is to think about someone else more times in a day than you think about yourself.

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The hardest thing you'll ever do is watch the one u love, love someone else.

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Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.

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The one thing we can never get enough of is love. And the one thing we never give enough is love.

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नेपाली jokes

nepali jokes ;

कम्प्युटर अपरेटरको प्रेमपत्र जिन्दगीकी कन्ट्रोल प्यानल, हन्ड्रेड जिबीको माया ! मैले १एमबी मायााको लागी कतिपटक एप्लाई गरेँ, तर कहिल्यै पनि ओ.के. गरिनौ । तिम्रो पिक्चर मेरो हार्डडिस्कमा सेभ गरिसकेको छु । कृपया मेरो मायालाई रिसाइकलबीनमा सेन्ड नगरिदेउ । मेरो रिकोएस्ट मानिनौं भने, म आफैंलाई अटो डिलिट गर्नेछु , अगाडी तिम्रो इच्छा !! तिम्रो जिन्दगीको पासवर्ड ' MOUSE' ........

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किशुनजीको प्रेम

किशुनजी, अर्थात उही हाम्रो कृष्णप्रसाद भट्टराईँजी उहिले अन्तरिम सरकारको प्रधानमन्त्रीभएपछि देश दौडाहामा निस्कनु भयो । पहिलो चरणको यात्रा अन्र्तगत उहाँ पाल्पा र झापाकोभ्रमण मण सकेर राजधानी र्फकनु भयो । यसै बिषयमा कुरा गर्न प्रधानमन्त्री निवासमा पत्रकारसम्मेलनको आयोजना गरियो: पत्रकारः???? किशूनजी, तपाईँलाई पाल्पालीको संस्कार मन पर्यो कि झापालीको ? किशुनजीः ?ब...चाइने, मलाई न पाल्पाली मन पर्यो, न त झापाली । मलाई त,????????????????? कपाली बाहेक कोही पनि मन

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माधव कमरेडको सपना?
माधव नेपालजी हालै कोरियाको भ्रमण सकेर पश्चिमा मूलुक अमेरिका पुगेर र्फकनु भयो ।एमाले पार्टी कार्यालयमा यसै बिषयमा वामदेव गौतमसँग छलफल हुँदैथियोः वामदेवः कमरेड, पश्चिमको कल्चर राम्रो कि हाम्रो पुविर्य कल्चर राम्रो ? माधवः न पश्चिमा कल्चर न त पुर्विय कल्चर,म त रौतहटको मान्छे...मेरा लागी त?मध्यकल्चरमात्रै राम्रो !

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गिरिजाबाबुको अहंकार

चौथो पटक प्रम बनेपछि गिरिजाबाबु, जापान घुमेर चाइना हुँदै नेपाल फर्किनु भयो ।रिपोर्टर क्लबमा सिसि धमलाले सोधिहालेः धमला:??????? ??गिरिजाबाबु, जापानीज असल कि चाइनिज असल ? गिरिजाबाबुः: हेर्नोच्, न जापानिज, न त चाइनिज ....निज (स्वयम्) बाहेक ??????????????????? कोही पनि असल छैनन् !
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निमुनको पहिलोदिन

प्रेमी: सरिताप्रेमिका: हजुर । प्रेम: आजको म तिमीलाई एउटा कुरो सोधौँ ?प्रेमिका: सोधन । उनीः के साँच्चै तिम्रो जिवनमा आएको म नै पहिलो पुरुष हुँ ? प्रेमिका: हो नि । म पनि एउटा कुरो सोधौँ ? प्रेमी: सोध न । प्रेमिका: किन सबैजना मलाई यही प्रश्न सोध्छन् जहिलेपनि डार्लिग् ? ..........................................

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डेटिङ्को पहिलो दिन प्रेमिका अँगालोमा बाधिएकी छिन् म उनको काखमा बसेको छु हातमाथी हात राखेर जोडले कसेको छु म भन्छु: ' तिम्रालागी ज्यान दिन्छु तिमी भन मात्र, लण्डनमा घर किन्छु ।'
अब बोल्ने उनको पालो थियो सल्काउनु थियो अब प्रेमको दियो कपाल खेलाउँदै, बोलिन् मेरी माया, 'तिम्रो टाउकोमा कति धेरै चाया !'

अपहरणकारीएकपटक खप्परध्वज जंगलको बाटो भएर शहर जाँदैथियो । बिचबाटोमा पुगेपछि उसको गाडी अघिल्तिर एक्कासी एउटा एउटा बन्दृक सहितको मान्छे आएर गाडी रोक्ने आदेश दियो । बन्दुकेः ए....हेण्डस् अप ! महिलामाथी हातपात गरेको छस् कि छैनस् ? खप्परध्वजः छैन हजृर । बन्दुकेः गिद्धे दृष्टि लगाएको छस् कि छैनस् ? खप्परध्वजः छैन हजृर । बन्दुकेः मौका पर्दा चौका हानेको छस् कि छैनस् ?खप्परध्वजः छैन हजृर, म प्राकृतिक रुपमा नै नपुंसक हुँ । बन्दुकेः एक्लै दुक्लै भेट्दा कि पुंसक हृन्छस् कि ? खप्परध्वजः हुन्न हजुर हुन्न । टेष्ट गरि हेर्नोस्, त्यस्तो भए गोली ठोके पनि हुन्छ । बन्दुकेः त्यसो भए मेरी प्रेमिकालाई पर शहर सम्म लिफ्ट देउन यार !

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पहिलोः अफिस जाने बेलामा म त मेरी श्रीमतीलाई चुम्मा दिएर मात्रै जान्छु, तिमी नि ?दोश्रोः म त तिमी हिडेपछिमात्रै ।
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मन्त्रीको पश्चातापतिसबर्षम्म राजनीतिमा संलग्न भएका एक नेताले आफ्नो पिएलाई भनेः मन्त्रीः: भाइ, अब उप्रान्त, म कहिल्यै झुठ बोल्ने छैन । पिएः: एकदमै राम्रो हजुर । (एकैछि सोचेर) सांच्ची हजुर, हजुरलाई भेट्न कुनै कार्यकर्ता बाहिर पर्खि रहनु भएको छ । मन्त्रीः: छोड्देउ यार , हुनुहुन्न, बाहिर जानुभएको छ भनिदेउ ।पिएः अहिले भरखर...अब उप्रान्त झुठ बोल्दिन भनेक हैन हजुर !मन्त्रीः हो, म झुठ बोल्दिंन , तर तिमीले त बोल्दा हुन्छ नि !!
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तिन पटक हा?स्नोस् ।

1.दुइ मनोरोगी (दुइजना मनोरोगी आपसमा कुराकानी गरिरहेका हुन्छन् )पहिलोः यार, संसारका हिरामोती सबै मैले किन्ने बिचार गरिरहेको छु । दोश्रोः धत्, त्यो सबै म बेच्दिंन यार ।
2.र्स्वर्गकी परी (पत्नी पीडितहरु आपसमा कुरा गर्दै थिए ।)पहिलोः यार, मेरी श्रीमती त र्स्वर्गकी अप्सरा छे । दोश्रोः बधाई छ यार, मेरी त ज्यू?दै छे ।
3.असफल शिक्षक(कक्षा ७ मा तिनपटकसम्म फेल भएको दिपकलाई हप्काउ?दै)शिक्षकः तिन तिन बर्षम्म एउटै कक्षामा बस्दा लाज लागेन ?बिद्यार्थीः सरलाई १५ बर्षेखी यही कक्षामै बसि रहन लाज नलागेपछि मलाई के को लाज !
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व्यापारी बुद्धी

एकजना ब्यापारीकोमा ठुलो पार्टीको आयोजना गरिएको थियो । अवसर थियो, उनको छोरा रविनले फस्ट डिभिजनमा इन्टर पास गरेको । आफु छोरो पास भएको यस खुशीयालीमा रविनले एक किलो लड्डु लगेर आफ्नो ब्यापारी पिताजीलाई दिँदै भन्योः छोरोः बाबा, मैले परिक्षामा १०० मा ९५ प्रतिशत ल्याएँ । बाबुः (बाबु) नालायक, यो पनि खुशी हुने कुरो हो कहिँ ? छोरोः १०० मा ९५ ल्याउनु भनेको एकदम राम्रो हो नि बुबा । बाबुः वाहियात, हामी सयको मालबाट १५० सम्म ल्याउँछौं, तैले भने १०० मा पनि ५ घटाइस् हैन !
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रामप्रसाद फनालठोक दोहोरी गायक रामप्रसाद फनाल पहिलो पटक अमेरिका पुगे, उनको भेट कलाकार राजाराम पौडेलसँग भयो। एकदिन दुबैजना कफी पिउनका लागी नजिकैको म्याकडोनाल्ड रेष्टुरेष्ट पुगे ।रामप्रसादः छिटो पिउनोस् है कफी, चिसो हुन्सक्छ ।राजारामः के भयो त ?रामप्रसादः मेनु देख्नु भएन, हट कफी १ डलर, कोल्ड कफी ३ डलर ।
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पैसा दुःखको कारण हो भने, त्यो पैसा मलाई दिनोस् र सुःखी रहनोस् ।''यदी माया आगो भएको भए, अहिलेसम्म म जलेर खरानी भईसक्थें ।''ब्युटिपार्लरबाट निस्कने महिलालाई चौकमा बसेर नजिस्काउनोस्,तपाइकी आमा पनि पर्न सक्छिन् ।'''कम उचाईकी प्रेमिका नबनाउनोस्, तपाईको शरिर चाँडै नुहिएला ।''ह्याङ्ओभरबाट मुक्त हुने एउटै उपाय हो, ननस्टप रुपमा भटिटमा बसेर पिईरहनु ।''आफैंले गर्नु नपरे असम्भव भन्ने संसारमा केही पनि छैन ।'

'रक्सी एक मन्दबिष हो ।' कसलाई हतार छ र ।'
'तपाईको भविश्य सपनाले निर्धारण गर्छ, सुत्न जानोस् ।'
'यदी उनले तपाईलाई फर्किएर हेरिन् भने भ्रममा नपर्नोस, नयाँ कुण्डल देखाएकी मात्र हुन् ।'
'एकजना साथीको हजुरबा, केटाकेटी छँदै मृत्यु भएछ, हिँ हिँ हिँ।'
'मेरो हजुर'बा यति पुरानो मान्छे कि उहाँको पालामा इतिहासलाई समसामयीक बिषय भनिन्थ्यो ।'
'हवाईजहाज दुर्घटनाहुँदा ब्ल्याकबक्स केही हुँदैन भने सिङ्गै जहाज ब्ल्याक बक्स बनाए भै गयो नि ।'

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नर्कमा गुरुएउटा क्लासमा ह्वेलको बारेमा कुरा हुँदैथियो । शिक्षकः ह्वेल शारिरिक रुपमा ठुलो भएपनि मानिसलाई निल्न सक्दैन, किन भने उसको घाँटी सानो हुन्छ । बिद्यार्थीः तर, दिपक त जापान जाँदा ह्वेलले निलेको रे, शिक्षकः होइन, त्यो असम्भव छ । बिद्यार्थीः त्यसोभए म स्वर्ग गएपछि दीपकलाई सोध्छु । शिक्षकः अनि नर्क गएको रहेछ भने नि ? बिद्यार्थीः सरले सोध्नु नि ।
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लंगलाईफ ड्रंकरलंगलाईफ ड्रंकर ख्प्परध्वजले सोच्यो कि आज श्रीमतीलाई सबक सिकाउनु पर्यो । एक पेग हिवस्की दिँदै भन्योः ए, सरिता, यो पिउ । श्रीमतीः पिउँदिन । श्रीमान्: पिउ न पिउ...हो गुड । श्रीमतीः कुहिएको सिनो जस्तै गन्हाउदो रहेछ । श्रीमान्: नि देख्यौ, तिमी भन्थ्यौ नि , दिनदिनै पिएर म मज्जा लिइरहेको छु ।कति गाह्रो हुँदो रहेछ थाहा पायौहोला नि ।
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राम्री शिक्षिका काली मिस कक्षामा नेपाली बिषय अन्र्तगत ब्याकरण पढाइरहेकी थिइन् । कालीमिस: म राम्री छु, यो कुन काल हो ? दिपकः यो भुतकाल हो मिस । कालीमिस: के रे ? भुतकाल हैन, यो बर्तमानकाल हो । दिपकः नीताले भनेको भए वर्तमानकाल हुन्थ्यो, मिसले म राम्री छु भन्दा त भुतकाल नै भयो नि मिस ।
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हिरो बुद्धी श्रीकृष्ण र दिलिप यती एयरको जहाजबाट पोखरा जाँदै थिए । गोरखाको डाडाँमाथी पुगेपछि जहाज जोड जोडले हल्लिन थाल्यो । दिलिपः के हो यार , जहाज त नराम्रोसँग हल्लिन थाल्यो नि त, खस्छ कि क्या हो ? श्रीकृष्णः आ....खसे पनि खसोस् है, हामीलाई ठगेर कमाएको पैसा छँदैछ, अर्को किन्छ नि ।
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असफल नियोजन हरेरामले शहरमा गएर परिवार नियोजनको स्थायी नियोजन गरायो र गाउँ फर्कियो । एकबर्ष छाडी उसकी श्रीमतीले एउटा जखमले छोरो जन्माईन् । उ रिसाउँदै आफ्नो नियोजन गर्ने डाक्टरकोमा पुग्यो ।हरेरामः यो के लापरबाही हो डाक्टर सा?ब । तपाइँल्ो त मेरो स्थायी नियोजन गर्नुभएको थियो, फेरी यो छोरो कसरी जन्मियो ? डाक्टरले अझ जंगिदै जवाफ दिए । डाक्टरः परिवार नियोजन मैले तपाइँको गरिदिएको थिएँ, सारा गाउँलेको त गरेको हैन नि ।
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परेवासँग प्रेम राम र कृष्ण हनुमान ढोका घुम्दैथिए । त्यसैबेला कृष्ण एकोहोरिएर कतै हेर्न थाल्यो । रामः ए कृष्ण, एकोहोरो भएर के हेरिरहेको छस् ? दरबारको दलिनमा प्रेममा मग्न एकजोडी परेवातिर संकेत गर्दै: कृष्णःहे भगवान, मैले पनि यसैगरी मायाँ गर्न पाए..........। रामः तिम्रो घरमा पनि त परेवा छन् नि, जाउ न गर ।

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लाइसेन्स बनाउन यातायात कार्यलय गएको थिएँ, एकजना अंकल भेटिए । हामीबिचको छोटो कुराकानी रमाइलो होला भन्ठानेर तपाईँहरुसामु राख्दैछु ।मनोजः ओ हो अंकल, नमस्कार । अंकलः टेन्सन भो भाई, कस्तो टाउको लिएर जन्मिइछ । (अंकल जन्मजात तालुखुइले हुन्)मनोजः के भयो र अंकल, लाइसेन्स बनेन ? अंकलः फार्म नै भरेका छैन नि । मनोजः किन ? अंकलः नाम,उमेर,लिंग,वतन सबै भरेँ, कपालको रंग पनि लेख्नुपर्ने रहेछ....के लेख्ने हो हामीजस्ताले चाही ?'

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एउटा सुझावः कहिल्यै पनि कसैलाई केही पनि सुझाव नदिनोस् !!
ट्रfफिक सुचनाः बिस्तारै हाँक्नोस्, नजिकै कुनै अस्पताल छैन !!
बिहे नगरुन्जेल मानिसको जिवन अधुरो हुन्छ, बिहे गरेपछि जिवन सकिन्छ !!
मादक पर्दाथ पिएर सवारी नचलाउनोस् नत्र फेरी पिउन नपाईएला !!

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धान खेतमा चराचुरुंगी धपाउन बुख्याँचा झुण्डिइ रहेको थियो । त्यो देख्ता यस्तो लाग्दथ्यो कि त्यो पुतला अर्थात नभएर मानिस हो । खेतको बिचमा रहेको सिसौको रुखमा एकजोडी सुँगा त्यो पुतलालाई हैर्दे कुरा गरिरहेका थिए । सुँगामध्ये बच्चा सुगाले सोध्योः बच्चाः आमा, आमा त्यो के हो ?आमाः हामीलाई तर्साउन पराललाई बाँधेर बाहिरबाट मानिसको कपडा लगाई दिएको। नजिकैको बाटोबाट हिडिरहेकी अर्धनग्न युवती तिर देखाउँदै बच्चा सुगाँले भन्योः बच्चाः ए....मानिस त कस्ता दयालु । पुतलालाई चाहीँ लुगा लगाईदिँएर आफुचाहीँ नाङ्गै ।

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मुटुमा चप्पलकेटाः (नयाँ केटीलाई) डार्लिङ्, मेरो मुटुमा आएर बस न । केटीः (रिसले मुर्मुरिँदै) चप्पल फुकालौँ !केटाः मेरो हृदय मन्दिर हैन, नफुकाली आए हुन्छ ।

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बुढो बैँशकेटीः क्या हो , बुढोमा मान्छे भएर केटी जिस्काउँ हिडेको, कपाल सेतै फुलेको थाहा छ ? बाजेः कपाल सेतै सेतै फुलेर के भो नानी, मन त कालै छ नि !!!

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लोग्ने स्वास्नी बिहे गरेको पहिलो बर्ष लोग्ने बोल्छ र स्वास्नी सुन्छे दोश्रो बर्ष स्वास्नी बोल्छे , लोग्ने सुन्छ तेश्रो बर्ष दुबै बोल्छन् र छिमेकी सुन्छन्
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गिरिजाबाबुको टाइम गिरिजाबाबु जुनसुकै कुरो पनि सयम आएपछि बताउछु भन्छन्, तर कहिल्यै बताउँदैनन् । अति भएपछि मैले सोधेँ: गिरिजाबाबु, दरबार हत्याकाण्डको रहस्य सयम आएपछि बताउँछु भन्नुहुन्थ्यो, समयचाहीँ कहिले आउँछ ? गिरिजाबाबुः हिमाल १ गते र पन्ध्र गते, नेपाल आइतबार हो क्यार... समयचाहीँ शुक्रबार !!

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लवलेटर हरु:

प्रहरीको लवलेटर मेरो हृदयकी नाइटभिजन, लङ्गरेन्जको भन्दा लामो तथा बंकरभन्दा गहिरो माया ! आत्माकी सेन्ट्री, सेक्यरिटीवाल भन्दा मजबुत प्यार । मेरो दिमागकी एम्बुस, ब्ल्यांकफायर भन्दा धेरै क्लियर संझना । प्यारी, मेरो सानो मिसफायरमा तिमी मेरो घेरा तोडेर माइत गयौं, मेरो मनमा र्कफ्यु लागेको छ । तुरुन्त आत्मसर्मपण गरिदेउ, हैन भने, हातहतियार सहित माइतमा आक्रमण हुनेछ !! उहि तिमीलाई सधैँ सुरक्षा दिने हवल्दार 'काले'
कम्प्युटर अपरेटरको प्रेमपत्र जिन्दगीकी कन्ट्रोल प्यानल, हन्ड्रेड जिबीको माया ! मैले १एमबी मायााको लागी कतिपटक एप्लाई गरेँ, तर कहिल्यै पनि ओ.के. गरिनौ । तिम्रो पिक्चर मेरो हार्डडिस्कमा सेभ गरिसकेको छु । कृपया मेरो मायालाई रिसाइकलबीनमा सेन्ड नगरिदेउ । मेरो रिकोएस्ट मानिनौं भने, म आफैंलाई अटो डिलिट गर्नेछु , अगाडी तिम्रो इच्छा !! तिम्रो जिन्दगीको पासवर्ड ' गोपाल'
ड्राइभरको लवलेटर मेरो मुटुकी स्टेयरिङ् , चौथो गियर भन्दा धेरै माया ! अहिले सम्म म कण्डिसनमा नै छु , आषा छ, तिमी पनि पञ्चर भएकी छैनौ होला । म घरबाट हिँड्दा तिम्रो चक्का मेरो मतलब खुट्टा ठिक थिएन, राम्रो वर्कसपमा गएर डाक्टरलाई देखाउनु । केटाकेटीलाई गाली गर्दा हर्न सानो पार्नु , छिमेकीले ओभरटेक गर्छन्, आउँदो नपालबन्दमा घर आउँदैछु ,त्यसैबेला बेट्रीचार्ज गरौंला !! उहि तिमीलाई हर्न बजाउने ड्राइभर माइला, बि.च.रा.४३२३
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अंकलछोरोः डेडी, पल्लो घरको अंकलको नाम डार्लिङ हो ?बाबुः हैन बाबु, उसको नाम त रमेश हो ।छोराः अनि हजुर अफिस जानासाथ मम्मीले त त्यो अंकललाई डार्लिङ भन्नुहुन्छ त !!

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ल, उल्टो पर्यो नि पहिलो पटक खप्परध्वज शहरको एउटा भब्य पार्टीमा पुग्यो । डिनर लिइरहेको बेला आफ्नो छेउमा उभिएर बियर तानिरहेको एक ब्यक्तिलाई उसले भन्योः खप्परध्व्जः कस्तो जमाना आयो । उ त्यो केटोलाई हेर्नोस् न, कस्तो पोशाक लगाएको होला, ठ्याक्कै केटीजस्तो देखिन्छ !ब्यक्तिः (उक्त ब्यक्तिले अलि रिसाएजस्तो गरी जवाफ दियो) माफ गर्नोस् महासय, त्यो केटी नै हो, र उ मेरी छोरी हो । (खप्पर अलि अलि डरायो र भन्यो) खप्परध्व्जः (खप्पर अलि अलि डरायो र भन्यो) सरी है हजुर, । तपाईँ उसको बुवा हो भन्ने कुरा मलाई थाहा थिएन । ब्यक्तिः (ब्यक्तिले जंगिदै भन्यो) तपाईँ मसँग जिस्किदै हुनुहुन्छ कि क्या हो ? म उसको बाबु हैन, आमा हुँ !

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प्रश्नः : प्रकृतिले दिनका साथै रात किन बनाएको होला ?उत्तरः: चोर डाकाहरुको पनि जिबिका चलोस् भनेर !
प्रश्नः : हाम्रो देशमा किन एउटा पनि ठूलो मान्छे जन्मिन सकेन ? उत्तरः: संसारमै यस्तो हो, जन्मिँदा सबै बच्चा नै जन्मिन्छन् !
प्रश्नः : मैले तपाइँलाई चिनिहालेँ नि ! उत्तर : चिनि नहाल्नोस्, मलाई सुगरको समस्या छ, बरु नुन हालिदिनुस् !!

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