Cool sms

cool sms;

SMILE:
SMILE:
S: Sets u free,
M: Makes u special,
I: Increases ur face value,
L: Lifts up ur spirits,
E: Erases all ur tensions,

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7 Glances= 1 Smile;
7 Glances= 1 smiles
7meetings= 1 kiss
7 kisses= 1 proposal
7 Proposals=1 marriage
and that bloody marriage has 777777 problems.

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Our friendship has become our ;
Our friendship has become our HABIT even if U take out H-ABIT remains.Take out A ,still BIT remains ,Finally take out B,still IT remains....

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It is scientifically proved;
It is scientifically proved that suger can dissolve in water,so please dont go outside when it is raining, cuz u r the sweetest in the whole world.

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Only the open heart receives ;
Only the open heart receives LOVEOnly the open mind receivesWISDOMOnly the open hand receivesGIFTSand...Only the CUTE 1's receiveMESSAGES From ME.

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Smile in pleasure & in pain;
Smile in pleasure & in pain, Smile when trouble pours like a rain, Smile when some1 hurts u, Smile bcoz some1 still wants 2 c u SMILING .

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10 advantages of not having a "LOVER"..
1.save time.
2.can sleep well.
3.Don't hav 2 bother abt missed calls..
4.Don't hav to worry abt how u look..
5.Can eat in any restaurant..
6.No boring sms in the middle of night..
7.Can talk with all gals..
8.U won't hear "aaw.. U r dull today"..
9.Can go anywhere with any one..
10.Don't hav 2 listen same old crap jokes..
BONUS:- U will live a long life.......so be aware of LOVER ..

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Meaning of WIFE & HUSBAND..
Wonderful
Item
For
Entertainment

Handsome
Useful
s>Smart
Bu
At
Nigh
Dangerous.

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GIRL before marriage looks like Brbie doll,After merriage Beautiful doll,after one year Nice doll,after two years only doll,after three years PANADOL.

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IMAGEINE IF NO GIRL IN WORLD;
RESULT:NO SMSNO FLOWERNO VALENTINE'SNO CANDLESNO PERFUMENO TRAVELLINGNO TAJ MEHALALL THE MENGO DIRECT INHEVEN blue eyes.

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School- a place where papa pays & son playslife insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all urlife so tht you can die richnurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pillsmarriage- a contract in which a boy loses hisbachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree.

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