Funney sms

funney sms;

morning;
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!

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Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE-
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly.....

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Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank;
Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....

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Last night I lay in my bed;
Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof.

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The rain makes all things beautiful;
The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

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i want u 2 know dat our friendship;
i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again.

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girls are like phones;
.girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected.

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Husband seting near to his wife;
Husband sitting near to his wife n she was driving,Husband:please slow down the speed of car.Wife:No ;please. No; please NopleaseNopls..Husband:the Newspaper ill publish ur correct Age 55 in case of axident; Ohh KHkhkhkhkhkh...

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Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master .

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Rocket & plane;
says: ” yaar Rocket timi yati chhito kasari udan sakchhau ?
Rocket: “yo ta usalailai nai thaha hunchha jasko chakhma aago lageko hos….

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Boy and girl;
Boy: wah kya sandle chha timro .
Girl: kholu kya.Boy: tyo bhanda ramro timro t-shirt chha .

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Chhora – Buba keta harule kina bihe garchhan ?
Buba – Kinaki mare pachhi narka pani swaga jasto lagosh bhaner.*

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